Cryptogram # 303 Anatomy lesson #2. Cryptogram # 302 Anatomy lesson #1. Cryptogram # 301 Writing the Great American Short Story. Cryptogram # 300 CRpuzzles celebrates its 300th Cryptogram with a favorite bit of advice. Cryptogram # 299 Spoken like a true master. Cryptogram # 298 Que sera, sera. Cryptogram # 297 Say your prayers. Cryptogram # 296 Ask Jeeves. Cryptogram # 295 Or three months frying burgers on the boardwalk in Ocean City. Cryptogram # 294 Here comes Freddy Krueger. Cryptogram # 293 A true door opener. Cryptogram # 292 He's been on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. Cryptogram # 291 The job for us. Cryptogram # 290 Little Lewis. Cryptogram # 289 Or the Cisco Kid, maybe? Cryptogram # 288 A fellow could get stepped on that way. Cryptogram # 287 Not "easy come, easy go." Cryptogram # 286 Speaking of politics ... Cryptogram # 285 Not even a "Mommy, May I?" Cryptogram # 284 Master of the house. Cryptogram # 283 Dr. King's speech on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial is one of the most inspirational moments in American history. His leading Civil Rights marches spoke even more loudly than his eloquent words. Cryptogram # 282 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., was born on Jan. 15, 1929. Cryptogram # 281 This week, CRpuzzles' crypotgrams celebrate the life of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Cryptogram # 280 Sudden vision: a pigeon perched on Roger Ebert's head. Cryptogram # 279 Unless you're Polyphemus. Cryptogram # 278 "Outta our way, peasants!" Cryptogram # 277 After all, Ivory soap is 56/100 per cent impure. Cryptogram # 276 If he's like us, he probably forgets where he is going--and doesn't care. Cryptogram # 275 Crpuzzles' resolve for you for 2002. Cryptogram # 274 "One small step ... One small step ... One small step ..." Cryptogram # 273 "All or nothing" is nothing at all. Cryptogram # 272 From CRpuzzles, Wish + Resolution = Happiness. Cryptogram # 271 Is he saying Enron is a strong buy? Cryptogram # 270 See "Seinfeld," episode 116, for verification. Cryptogram # 269 Elementary education? Cryptogram # 268 So it really does hurt? Cryptogram # 267 Who, Horton--me? Cryptogram # 266 Whimper while you work. Cryptogram # 265 Daedalus might disagree. Cryptogram # 264 Codeword: Braggadocio. Cryptogram # 263 Welll, shut my mouth! Cryptogram # 262 What if it's the only one you ever had? Cryptogram # 261 Huh? Cryptogram # 260 Support your local sheriff--and library, too. Cryptogram # 259 We're glad he didn't know the word "fleeting." Cryptogram # 258 The number for Nike is 1-800-BUY-SHOE. Cryptogram # 257 ON, don't forget the ON. Cryptogram # 256 That old familiar feeling. Cryptogram # 255 Move it, move it, move it ... Cryptogram # 254 Please give. Cryptogram # 253 No, no, your other left. Cryptogram # 252 Pass the mustard, please. Cryptogram # 251 Did he also write "Is you is or is you ain't?" Cryptogram # 250 Mettle Week, #3. Cryptogram # 249 Mettle Week, #2. Cryptogram # 248 Mettle Week, #1. Cryptogram # 247 How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S. Cryptogram # 246 Fame in double-quick time. Cryptogram # 245 Our money's on William Jennings Bryan. Cryptogram # 244 It's done all the time. Cryptogram # 243 She's met the boss. Cryptogram # 242 Red flag--speed up! Skull-and-crossbones--drink! Thin ice--skate! Cryptogram # 241 Tempered steel is strong steel. Cryptogram # 240 Send in the Marines. Cryptogram # 239 Bore-ing! Cryptogram # 238 Another Nike spokesman? Cryptogram # 237 But doesn't the route from 0-7 to 14-7 go through 7-7? Cryptogram # 236 99% inspiration. Cryptogram # 235 One giant look for mankind. Cryptogram # 234 Rhymes with manipulation. Cryptogram # 233 "These are a few of our favorite things ..." Cryptogram # 232 It just Dawned on us. Cryptogram # 231 Sneaks up on a fellow unawares. Cryptogram # 230 Looks a lot like stacking the deck. Cryptogram # 229 Yes, but we don't get watery eyes and scratchy throats either. Cryptogram # 228 What are the ones who are too fat or too slow? Cryptogram # 227 You can always imagine you're behind the wheel of a Mercedes. Cryptogram # 226 Remember where you heard it--that's CRpuzzles, C-R-Puzzles. Cryptogram # 225 The B+ Guy's Credo. Cryptogram # 224 Deja booboo. Cryptogram # 223 In short, just do it! Cryptogram # 222 So ignorance is not necessarily bliss. Cryptogram # 221 2 of diamonds, 3 of hearts, 4 of hearts, 5 of spades, 7 of clubs. Cryptogram # 220 Even Disney World doesn't compare--but it's close. Cryptogram # 219 The non-sins of omission. Cryptogram # 218 Hey, Alligator, you should ... Cryptogram # 217 A little ego goes a long way. Cryptogram # 216 Oh, my! Now that's funny. Cryptogram # 215 Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... Cryptogram # 214 Leaves a lotta loose threads. Cryptogram # 213 A Man of Rock has the final word. Cryptogram # 212 A Man of Science is heard from. Cryptogram # 211 A Man of Letters speaks. Cryptogram # 210 We nominate Valley of the Dolls. Cryptogram # 209 Half empty, half full. Cryptogram # 208 War and Peace, Chapter 1 Cryptogram # 207 We agree. Where's our fee? Cryptogram # 206 On the 4th of July, we do our part to preserve the future. Cryptogram # 205 The Fireworks Manual, page 1 paragraph 1 line 1. Cryptogram # 204 Stay the Course Week, # 3. Cryptogram # 203 Stay the Course Week, # 2. Cryptogram # 202 Stay the Course Week, # 1. Cryptogram # 201 Whap-whap, whap-whap, ... Cryptogram # 200 For our 200th Cryptogram, CRpuzzles' star spokesperson enunciates our corporate vision. Cryptogram # 199 He's been in "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood." Cryptogram # 198 Ah, yes, we remember him well. Cryptogram # 197 All we have to say to this quote is, "Phooey!" Cryptogram # 196 Hurry up and waste. Cryptogram # 195 They gave you the $300 ashtray, and you're still complaining. Cryptogram # 194 War and Peace, Prologue Cryptogram # 193 Post-post-grad work. Cryptogram # 192 Then I guess that makes me a veritable Little Miss Manners. Cryptogram # 191 To paraphrase Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, ... Cryptogram # 190 He never heard of La plus ca change, la plus ca meme." Cryptogram # 189 Silver lining time. Cryptogram # 188 One of the things Lee Strasberg never said. Cryptogram # 187 It says so in the Bill of Rights. Cryptogram # 186 Or move to Morocco. Cryptogram # 185 "Ah, yes, I remember it well," too. Cryptogram # 184 "Ah, yes, I remember it well." Cryptogram # 183 That explains all the losing Lotto tickets in my wallet. Cryptogram # 182 The World according to Alfred E. "What, me worry?" Neuman. Cryptogram # 181 A true 100% effort. Cryptogram # 180 This definitely isn't an H. L. Mencken quote. Cryptogram # 179 What about a diamond in the rough? Cryptogram # 178 You got your butter, your oil, your bleach, your axle grease, your linoleum, your shoe polish, your ink, your face cream, your glue, your ... Cryptogram # 177 Madonna's second credo. Cryptogram # 176 Whee halve the same soft wear. Cryptogram # 175 The pigeons won't care either way. Cryptogram # 174 CRpuzzles made $1,000,000 last year. Just joking. Ha ha. Cryptogram # 173 Under "didn't" in the dictionary, the first three synonyms are ... Cryptogram # 172 But not if it's the naked kind. Cryptogram # 171 Read any good .com business plans lately? Cryptogram # 170 One definition of a bad date. Cryptogram # 169 Things could have turned out worse, David. Cryptogram # 168 Is that when the curve breaks sharply downward? Cryptogram # 167 One giant leap. Cryptogram # 166 Spandex for the soul. Cryptogram # 165 No more broccoli, Georgie. Cryptogram # 164 At the speed of sound. Cryptogram # 163 Like in "Ping went the strings of my heart"? Cryptogram # 162 ... new aches and pains. Cryptogram # 161 For further information, see Zoot Suit or Beehive Hairdo. Cryptogram # 160 The greatest white water rafting adventure of them all. Cryptogram # 159 Where Alanis Morissette gets her best material. Cryptogram # 158 And if you find a pot o' gold, remember, it's mine. Cryptogram # 157 True, but he did write a daily newspaper column. Cryptogram # 156 A day in the life of England. Cryptogram # 155 Dear Boss ... Love, Dilbert Cryptogram # 154 Change your second guess into your best guess. Cryptogram # 153 New bestseller: The World According to Gump Cryptogram # 152 We absolutely refuse to give up. Cryptogram # 151 Which makes for a tough act to follow. Cryptogram # 150 Ralph Kramden, "This Is Your Life." Cryptogram # 149 At last, a job description that actually describes the job. Cryptogram # 148 Standing at the corner of 34th St. and Reality Bites Blvd. Cryptogram # 147 The reason why there's a little i instead of a big I in gossip. Cryptogram # 146 Well, a man's gotta do what a man's ... gotten used to. Cryptogram # 145 Where does TV Guide fit into the equation? Cryptogram # 144 Unless his nickname's Sugar. Cryptogram # 143 CRpuzzles Dictionary definition: "Should" -- Ain't. Cryptogram # 142 In Psych 101, it's called Roadblockaphobia. Cryptogram # 141 Yeah, but we all know nobody's ... Cryptogram # 140 Wake up and almost smell the roses. Cryptogram # 139 Yes, but then we won't be able to make any pies. Cryptogram # 138 Yesterday's cryptogram. Cryptogram # 137 Rationalize ... rationalize ... rationalize. Cryptogram # 136 It all depends on your point of view, example 1. Cryptogram # 135 In other words, a couple of million Floridians can't all be right. Cryptogram # 134 AKA "The Galloping Grinder" Cryptogram # 133 March 20 paces, turn, and ... squirt! Cryptogram # 132 Why dreams turn to dust. Cryptogram # 131 The most effective way to curb population growth CRpuzzles has heard to date. Cryptogram # 130 At last, we know what the French mean by Savoir Faire. Cryptogram # 129 Suggestion for a new Harry Kemelman novel: One Day the Rabbi Shook His Head And Said, "I Give Up". Cryptogram # 128 Life's little pleasures. Cryptogram # 127 Gallop-ing along! Cryptogram # 126 A deep thought to deepen your resolve in 2001. Cryptogram # 125 Apt advice as we approach a New Year--especially for fence sitters. Cryptogram # 124 George Plimpton and an idea for a book. Cryptogram # 123 Holding the tail of a green mamba, Steve Irwin says ... Cryptogram # 122 Much to MasterCard's dismay. Cryptogram # 121 Oh, go fly a kite! Cryptogram # 120 The Faking of a President, 2000 Cryptogram # 119 My wife is "29"; that explains it. Cryptogram # 118 Better than a three-ring circus. Cryptogram # 117 "EUREKA!" Example # 1. Cryptogram # 116 "Gimme life, judge!" Cryptogram # 115 Cool it, dude, before you wig out on this cockamamie Cryptogram. Cryptogram # 114 Hoping against hope. Cryptogram # 113 "To thine own self be true." Cryptogram # 112 Except behind the wheel, of course. Cryptogram # 111 Do as I do, not as I say. Cryptogram # 110 Psychiatrists excepted. Cryptogram # 109 Follow-on advice from CRpuzzles: Set your alarm clock to go off early. Cryptogram # 108 The Art of Friendship, Precept # 1. Cryptogram # 107 Saying does not apply to cigar smoke! Cryptogram # 106 Uuuuuuuuh...okay, uuuuuuuuuuh, we won't. Cryptogram # 105 The Art of Diplomacy, Chapter 1. Cryptogram # 104 Uh-oh. To quote Pogo: "We have met the enemy and he is us." Cryptogram # 103 Hmmmmm. Guess I'll mosey by the Serta factory and talk to them. Sometime this afternoon, after I get up. Cryptogram # 102 One vote for Jim Ignatowski. Cryptogram # 101 The Salesman's Creed? Cryptogram # 100 (Continued) From Man of La Mancha: "To fight for the right without question or pause, To be willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause!" Cryptogram # 99 From Man of La Mancha: "This is my quest, to follow that star, No matter how hopeless, no matter how far." (To be continued) Cryptogram # 98 Wishing we were watching the Presidential Debates! Cryptogram # 97 Watching the Presidential Debates, Part 2. Cryptogram # 96 Watching the Presidential Debates, Part 1. Cryptogram # 95 One still drives an Edsel, the other bought a Yugo with 0.0 miles on it. Cryptogram # 94 A bright blue sky, a gentle bubbling brook, the chirp of a solitary bird. Yawn. Cryptogram # 93 "You deserve a break today ..."--Fat chance! Cryptogram # 92 Maybe he should have read Thomas Wolfe first. Cryptogram # 91 Musical interlude # 2: Maurice Chevalier, "(Ah yes) I Remember It Well" Cryptogram # 90 Musical interlude # 1: Garth Brooks, "The Dance" Cryptogram # 89 Final score: Owls 1, Jesters 1,000,000. Cryptogram # 88 Now, is that 10 minutes for a full professor? Cryptogram # 87 "Let's practice that one more time: Grab the chair by the back, ..." Cryptogram # 86 "Ann---ie Ann---ie Ann---ie" Cryptogram # 85 Maybe CRpuzzles could get a government grant to try it on humans. Cryptogram # 84 Didn't he ever hear of "Do as I say, not as I do"? Cryptogram # 83 Ah, older but wiser ... Cryptogram # 82 At the carry out, that'll be one statue to go. Cryptogram # 81 Please pass the Kleenex. Cryptogram # 80 Finally, we're on the same page. Cryptogram # 79 Now is that, "Spring forward, Fall back," or vice versa? Cryptogram # 78 So ..., make tea! Cryptogram # 77 That's not what the Gipper said. Cryptogram # 76 Like Drew Carey, Homer Simpson, and Roseanne? Cryptogram # 75 Vasco put his Da Gama on the dotted line. Cryptogram # 74 A Tree Grows in Crookland. Cryptogram # 73 He's not blindfolded. Cryptogram # 72 For the same reason we forget their names. Cryptogram # 71 Madonna's credo. Cryptogram # 70 Is that mustard on your tie? Cryptogram # 69 Polonius wouldn't like it. Cryptogram # 68 Polygraph, anyone? Cryptogram # 67 Bah, humbug! Bah, humbug! Bah, humbug! Cryptogram # 66 An emotion CRpuzzles' editors have never experienced. Cryptogram # 65 Slow learners, fast learners. Cryptogram # 64 How to Succeed at Success? Cryptogram # 63 "Do as I say, not as I do..." Cryptogram # 62 Count your change. Cryptogram # 61 "Those were the days, my friend." Cryptogram # 60 They're called children. Cryptogram # 59 He never spent a lot of time with a 5-year-old. Cryptogram # 58 Especially if you're seated next to Albert Einstein. Cryptogram # 57 When the big hand is on the ... Cryptogram # 56 No, we should set our sights high. Cryptogram # 55 So, we should set our sights low? Cryptogram # 54 You've obviously met my brother-in-law Bob. Cryptogram # 53 Mother said, "It's all in your head." Cryptogram # 52 Another way of saying "Retirement" Cryptogram # 51 Love and Marriage and the Royal Carriage Cryptogram # 50 Snake eyes for them! Cryptogram # 49 Yes, they certainly threw away the mold. Cryptogram # 48 It's enough to make you sick. Is it enough to make you stop? Cryptogram # 47 The Anti-Bureaucrat Handbook, Chapter 1 Cryptogram # 46 Jim Carrey need not apply Cryptogram # 45 When the going gets tough, ... Cryptogram # 44 Just wait until we're grandparents. Cryptogram # 43 Repeat. Calling all stockbrokers. Cryptogram # 42 Dr. Pangloss meets the Sage of Baltimore Cryptogram # 41 Talk's cheap! Cryptogram # 40 ... and that you can't outrun them like you did before. Cryptogram # 39 To go boldly ... Cryptogram # 38 How to Get a Promotion, Chapter 2. Cryptogram # 37 How to Get a Promotion, Chapter 1. Cryptogram # 36 Time for a two-ton Alka Seltzer. Cryptogram # 35 Louis Pasteur, for example? Cryptogram # 34 See ya later, alligator! Cryptogram # 33 Calling all stockbrokers. Cryptogram # 31 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Cryptogram # 30 ... and a jillion campaign promises. Cryptogram # 29 Does that include the kids? Cryptogram # 28 The result speaks for itself. Cryptogram # 27 Trapped again! Cryptogram # 26 "To reach the unreachable star ..." Cryptogram # 25 We bet George Bush would beg to differ. Cryptogram # 24 Stock tip of the week: Paper. Cryptogram # 23 Especially if you have a glass jaw. Cryptogram # 22 Substitute sculptor, poet, husband, etc. Cryptogram # 21 Clint Eastwood was great! Oh, he wasn't? Cryptogram # 20 Splat! ... Splat! ... Splat! ... Cryptogram # 19 Want Ad #2: Efficiency Expert Urgently Required Cryptogram # 18 Want Ad #1: Efficiency Expert Urgently Required Cryptogram # 17 It'll absolutely kill 'em. Cryptogram # 16 Two lumps of sugar, please. Cryptogram # 15 A loud snort or two adds to the effect. Cryptogram # 14 Makes a good excuse, anyway. Cryptogram # 13 One way to cure a bad habit. Cryptogram # 12 Been there, done that. Cryptogram # 11 There's no such thing as a free lunch. Cryptogram # 10 They have our votes. Cryptogram # 9 Guess Lloyd Bentsen lucked out! Cryptogram # 8 The way to make progress. Cryptogram # 7 So Chevalier had it all wrong? Cryptogram # 6 It happens every time. Cryptogram # 5 Ah, the spice of life! Cryptogram # 4 Maybe, but don't go there either ... Cryptogram # 3 So don't go there ... Cryptogram # 2 Let's take a vote. Cryptogram # 1 Call for volunteers

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